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PATHAN Apne bete se:

Beta Tum sher ka bacha heaur wo sher ham he

Son :Baba school main Miss byhi bolti he ,

Tm kisi janwar ki aulaad ho.

Pathan 2 frnd: tum hamari shadi par kya khaas karega?

Friend:Yara hawai fire to sab karta hy tumhara shadi par hum khud kush dhamaka karega.

Teacher: Dehli me quttub minar hai.

Sardar:class me sorha ta teacher ne usay jagaya or kaha k batao me ne kia kaha ?

Sardar: dehli me kuta bimar hai.

Aik “SARDAR” apne kaandhay pe aik “TOTA” bitha kar ja rha tha, rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai ye konsa janwar hy, “TOTA” bola ” SARDAR” hai salaa.

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Funny Sms In Hindi 140

Funny Sms In Hindi 140

Funny Sms In Hindi 140

Funny Sms In Hindi 140

Funny Sms In Hindi 140

Funny Sms In Hindi 140

Funny Sms In Hindi 140

Funny Sms In Hindi 140

Funny Sms In Hindi 140

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun

dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan……

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,

Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,

Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,

Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,

Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,

Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,

Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,

If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,

Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Judge – You are crossing the limits.

Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge – How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,

2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,

Qnki bank me likha tha..

“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Shair Arz Kiya Hai…

Zara Tawajo Chahiye…

Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…

Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam

Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…

Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum

Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam

Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…

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Tab Mobile Tha Kya?

Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!

Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai…

Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr

& Marriage In Age Of 21yr?

Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K

Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai

Lekin Biwi Nahi…

Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe

Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe

Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum

National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…

Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho

Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho

Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?

Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …

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Ek tooti PREM kahani

Fark sirf itna sa hai

Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.

Phool us par bhi the,

Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,

Log yaha bhi the.

Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.

Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.

Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.

Qazi udhar bhi the,

Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,

Ise sajaya gaya.

Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.

Fark sirf itna sa hai,

USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA

Wonderful line-
Agar dost na milte
to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki… ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain.

Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.

Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!!

Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha wo
Kaha gaya use dhundo

The most heart touching thought:
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”

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Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! 

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C) 

Purani haveli ke
pichhe wale khandar ki
saamne wali futti
hui deewar par
lagi tutti tasveer ke
pichhe lage jaale
mein fase macher ki kasam..
I miss you yaar

My best Msg

Sachche pyar mein nikle aansu aur

rote hue bache ke aansu ek saman hote hai,

Kyun ki dono ko pata to hai ki dard kya hai

par kisi ko bata nahi sakte.

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Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, 
jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, 
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai. 
wah wah wah!!!!! :)

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi 
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS. 

SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-
If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy
Bt
think who z sending those msgs to ur lover?
My job is over!
Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)

A girl comes late to class. 
Teacher: Why a re you late ? 
Girl: One boy was following me, sir. 
Teacher: So, What ? 
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.

PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB.....

GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko....

True meanings of "GIRL"
"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..
"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...

Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
” Naaii ” hon..

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Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words

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Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao? 
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? 
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.

Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae, tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae, Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost, Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae

Pappu- Yaar rReliance ke har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai!
Dipu- Oye itna bhi nahi malum 
3 Gujrati Chor 
DDhiru 
MMukesh 
AAnil

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words

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Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words

Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words