Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

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Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, 
jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, 
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai. 
wah wah wah!!!!! :)

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi 
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS. 

SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-
If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy
Bt
think who z sending those msgs to ur lover?
My job is over!
Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)

A girl comes late to class. 
Teacher: Why a re you late ? 
Girl: One boy was following me, sir. 
Teacher: So, What ? 
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.

PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB.....

GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko....

True meanings of "GIRL"
"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..
"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...

Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
” Naaii ” hon..

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi

Funny Sms Jokes In Hindi